HOW TO BE A BAD BITCH: A LESSON IN TWO PARTS

Watch and learn.

PART I:

PART II:

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“THE ROUGH NIGHT” OR “21st CENTURY PROSE”

The other day Daleen and I were walking around Albany Bulb, trudging through unrealized ambitions and vague political remarks, when I posed a question that, in retrospect, seems highly inconsequential (Ew, who actually talks like that? Eff that noise). I asked whether or not she thought that, if they lived today, artists like Van Gogh or Picasso would be out making alternative/street art, or whether they’d still be painting shit that decorates McMansions and pseudo-modern homes (respectively) today.

With his new project, “The Rough Night,” Travis Korte is exploring autobiographical storytelling through Wikipedian stream of consciousness. His 21st century prose narrates and examines nearly-philosophical happenings and realizations that exist in (and branch off from) one recollection. His medium lets us read the way he (and we) thinks, understanding that a knowledge of Four Loko or how important Lauryn Hill has been in your intellectual and emotional development is crucial to making sense of the story.

Things branch off in fascinating tangents before you can finish a page, yet a scattered understanding seems almost necessary. See, in the end, this is his story, not yours. If Travis were sitting down and recalling it to you in person, he still would say things that strike a mental or referential chord, and yet in the end, his details are his. They remind you of yours, but the story is one that you retell with a “So my friend…” preface.

So is this how Faulkner would write today? Would As I Lay Dying be told through a series of Facebook status updates? Maybe. Or maybe Travis is just really fucking brilliant. “The Rough Night” is fantastic and I love it and I want you to read it. Here’s hoping for more auto-wikographies, from Mr. Korte and otherwise.

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WELL EXCUUUSSSE ME PRINCESS

Little known fact:

In the late 1980’s Link was a total bro and had brown hair.

The proof:

The abridged version:

And the remix:

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D.O.T.D. (DISEASE OF THE DAY) PT. 2: PAST LIFE EDITION

The Oracle has spoken. After many moments of careful consideration and months (years?!) of less than perfect health (in conjunction with an unbridled tendency towards hypochondria), I’ve determined that in a past life I must have been a Victorian invalid.

An overall rejection of physical activity and recent interest in cross-stitching/other hand-centric craft activities further corroborate this conjecture.

Kindly review the ill-fated history of Tsarevich Alexei as a point of cross reference.

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HOT AND STEAMY

REVIVAL

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SIDEWALK SURFIN’ IN QUEBEC!

I hereby resurrect the blog.

60’s Skateboards + the National Film Boards of Canada = Super Fucking Cool

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JUST SAYING (A SUB-GENRE OF GREAT AMERICAN TRAGEDIES)

This blog has DIED. Our readership depends on us, guyssss (this is directed to fellow contributing No I Can’t Sluts). I am boycotting until someone ELSE posts something. Honestly this makes me sad. We were on a roll for awhile. We coulda been a contender. That’s all I have to say. Now it’s time to get under the covers and sob.

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