This blog has DIED. Our readership depends on us, guyssss (this is directed to fellow contributing No I Can’t Sluts). I am boycotting until someone ELSE posts something. Honestly this makes me sad. We were on a roll for awhile. … Continue reading
A sense of humor might do the trick. An excerpt from a 1977 Centron Films safety video about Halloween. FYI, No I Can’t Slut now resides on YouTube – I’ve made our own channel! SHE LIVES, I TELL YOU! LIVESSSSSS.
“CEREAL AND WINE!” “What of it?” To keep it classy, add a glass of white wine to any meal. Corn Chex Cereal (3.99); 1% Milk (2.99); Carlo Rossi Jug o’ “Rhine” (5.99)
Breaking Bad style. “COME AND GET YOUR POPCORN!” Popcorn for breakfast, lunch, and dinner.
Just googled “How do I cool my red face off?” because Mona’s drunk face is flushed. This is what I got: Help me.
I’m not usually a hypochondriac, but I’m noticing some white spots on my skin. I THINK I HAVE VITILIGO.