Main Entry: bloa·ta·tion (noun)
1. To “have bloatation” is to possess the unfortunate quality of being bloated. See: bloated.
Example: I knew I shouldn’t have eaten that whole box of hard pretzels, those three packs of Fruit Roll Ups, that lobster ravioli, those two Icee Freeze Pops and then licked the inside of the popcorn bag last night; I STILL have bloatation.