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JUST SAYING (A SUB-GENRE OF GREAT AMERICAN TRAGEDIES)
This blog has DIED. Our readership depends on us, guyssss (this is directed to fellow contributing No I Can’t Sluts). I am boycotting until someone ELSE posts something. Honestly this makes me sad. We were on a roll for awhile. … Continue reading
HALLOWEEN SAFETY (IN JULY)
A sense of humor might do the trick. An excerpt from a 1977 Centron Films safety video about Halloween. FYI, No I Can’t Slut now resides on YouTube – I’ve made our own channel! SHE LIVES, I TELL YOU! LIVESSSSSS.
MINUTE MEAL MONDAYS (ON WEDNESDAY)
“CEREAL AND WINE!” “What of it?” To keep it classy, add a glass of white wine to any meal. Corn Chex Cereal (3.99); 1% Milk (2.99); Carlo Rossi Jug o’ “Rhine” (5.99)
THE EPITOME OF MY CURRENT STATE
Breaking Bad style. “COME AND GET YOUR POPCORN!” Popcorn for breakfast, lunch, and dinner.
RUDDY OR NOT
Just googled “How do I cool my red face off?” because Mona’s drunk face is flushed. This is what I got: Help me.
DOT D. (DISEASE OF THE DAY)
I’m not usually a hypochondriac, but I’m noticing some white spots on my skin. I THINK I HAVE VITILIGO.
THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS…
WHEN YOU EAT CHEESE LOGS!!! Lay off the cheese logs, honey. At least, that’s what I tell myself. How I love Daria.
“THE NAME’S MEG…
…M.E.G.” “HmmmmmMmmhMMmMMMMmmmHmmmmHmmmMMmmm…”
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